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Sometimes, having children results in very odd discussions.

Over dinner tonight:
Wesley: You need candy in you mouse.
Me: Wesley, you don't need candy in your mouth. You have pizza in your mouth.
Wesley: Noooo... you need CANDY in you mouse.
Me: Eat your pizza.
Wesley: Candy in you mouse!
Me: Wesley... are you saying "mouse"?
Wesley: YES. You need candy in you mouse.
Peter: Do mice like candy?
Wesley: *stares blankly at Peter* You need candy in you mouse. Upstairs standing up mouse!
Me: The... Wesley, what mouse are you talking about.
Wesley: STANDING UP MOUSE.
Me: The standing u-- Peter, what kind of Pez dispenser did he get in his Christmas stocking again?
Peter: OH.
Me: You mean your mouse that holds the candy, Wesley?
Wesley: YES. You need candy in you mouse!
Me: ...no.